Introducing Limerick Thursday!
Odd Limerick
There once was a girl from Nantucket,
Who put all her corn in a bucket;
Then everyday,
In the same way,
She'd sit in a corner and shuck it.
Biblical Limerick
Able had a big brother named Cain,
Who was brawny and buff and quite vain;
God liked Able much more,
Which made Cain very sore,
So to him Able had to be slain.
Hallmark Limerick
The sun seemed so shiny today,
Your smile must keep all clouds away;
We went on a date,
I thought it was great,
But I don't have cash, can you pay?
Creepy Limerick
There once was this creepy old man,
Who lived in a light blue sedan;
He gave us all toys,
Said he liked little boys,
And hey have you seen my friend Dan?
Ok those are my limericks for today! Challenge: write your own crazy limerick and post it in the fan mail section! Let's make it a contest! Whoever wins gets the all powerful right to say they are the winner!!! (which isn't that the best prize of all)
5 comments:
there once was two girls in coaching,
they loved fooseball and poaching.
they wished they were close
to their H.R./fullfillment host
so they could tell her the limmerick they're posting.
There once was a man from Poughkeepsie,
Who would drink until he was tipsy,
He would stagger around
eventually fall to the ground
Thus was the life of the drunk from Poughkeepsie.
I may have to implement Limerick Thursday myself!
There was a real big stink-0. His wife had a blog that was pink-0
They lie and then complain, they threw there life down the drain..
Oh and their parents never died in Puerto Rico!
Hey where are you?!?! Update your blog! What's going on in your life?
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